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Funny Fake Movie Titles

 
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WanMan



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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:29 am    Post subject: Funny Fake Movie Titles

Ok, take a current movie title and change it by either adding, removing or replacing a word or letter in it. And then provide a one or two sentence synopsis of your idea (optional) Example:

The Bourne Identity --> The Bourne Again Identity
Synopsis: Jason, not finding his past worth finding out decides to travel to the deep south where he puts on some coveralls and play mechanic to the General Lee for the Duke boys while seeking spiritual enlightenment every Wednesday and Sunday.

Shindler's List --> Shindler's Lisp
Oscar tries to stop making money via the Nazi war party after taking a rifle-butt to the mouth once its discovered his love of the Jews. A comical farce where his lisp confused the nazis into making mistakes that the Allied Forces use to their advantage. This might be Woody Allen material.

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dbaisey



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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:31 pm    Post subject:

Funny fake movie t*tties

'Realizing there were none of these in his childhood he has a chance to talk out of character and forgets about the lye soap Mom used.'


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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:45 pm    Post subject:

LOL good one Doug
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:04 pm    Post subject:

Silence Of The Lambs --> Silence Of The Fans
Heart-warming tale of a man's journey from 1292 hell to blissful quiet, thanks to an industrial-strength hushbox

The Matrix --> The Matrox
HTPC owner discovers his video card is NOT what he thought it was

Back To The Future --> Back To The Feature
Family revolts, tells HT geek to quit tweaking the projector and play the damn movie already!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:18 pm    Post subject:

Lost in translation: A man buys an NEC 1352LC and tries, in vain, to set it up with the factory manual.
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dbaisey



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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:42 pm    Post subject:

What women wanted.
Sequel to study the theory of 'What women want' and cant have is what they wanted in the first place.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:54 am    Post subject:

"Forrest Hump" X rated version of "Forrest Gump"
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:01 am    Post subject:

" Attack Of the Giant Crabs" a sequal to "Lookin For Love in All the Wrong Places" Starring Curt Palme ... Shocked
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:26 am    Post subject:

LOL!
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:09 am    Post subject:

Cargo - A Coen brothers movie wherein a series of increasingly bizarre and brutal crimes are carried out on a freighter traversing the North Atlantic, culminating in a character's gruesome demise in the ship's propeller

F. W. DeClerks - A progressive South African president and his closest ally hang around the office and make snide comments about political opponents in this black-and-white cult classic

Das Booth - Led by their grizzled manager, a group of newly-hired German technicians must keep the public phones operating as mobiles threaten on all sides

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