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AnalogRocks
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:47 pm Post subject: Billing with external patterns WTF? |
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At a party of professionals, a Doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms, and get an opinion about diagnosis. The Doctor turned to a Lawyer acquaintance, and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?"
"Simple," answered the Lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it."
The next day, the Doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send the bills; there sat a bill from the Lawyer.
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Nashou66
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| AnalogRocks wrote: | At a party of professionals, a Doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms, and get an opinion about diagnosis. The Doctor turned to a Lawyer acquaintance, and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?"
"Simple," answered the Lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it."
The next day, the Doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send the bills; there sat a bill from the Lawyer. |
Um, what the hell does that have to do with external patterns?
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| Nashou66 wrote: | | AnalogRocks wrote: | At a party of professionals, a Doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms, and get an opinion about diagnosis. The Doctor turned to a Lawyer acquaintance, and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?"
"Simple," answered the Lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it."
The next day, the Doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send the bills; there sat a bill from the Lawyer. |
Um, what the hell does that have to do with external patterns?
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Thats what happens when you get to almost 20000 posts 
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AnalogRocks
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Whoops, wrong thread.
I have a head cold/sinus infection going leave me alone 
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Curt Palme
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| Nashou66 wrote: |
Um, what the hell does that have to do with external patterns?
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Edited again. Are ya friggin' happy now???? 
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AnalogRocks
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There now it makes sense. Awwww I still feel like crap.
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hasn't seemed to have slowed down the posting ....
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AnalogRocks
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| zaphod wrote: | | hasn't seemed to have slowed down the posting .... |
A little. But at least when I'm not sick I put things in the right thread.
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more entertaining when you don't and i was able to draw a clear connection between the lawyer billing story and the request about XG alignment.
but then i did suffer another head injury two weeks back. still feeling a bit lightheaded...
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but then i did suffer another head injury two weeks back. still feeling a bit lightheaded... |
You're supposed to give the baby a NERF bat to play with, not a real one, silly!! :mrgreen
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