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Heywood Jablome
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:05 pm Post subject: Curt: I... am... SO SORRY! |
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My phone ass-dialed Curt. See, my BlackBerry phonebook was on "Patty" (my sister in Phoenix) last night when I holstered it, and apparently it bumped up to "Palme" and dialed. At 06:34 EST this morning.
Seriously, dude... My apologies to you, the chick (if she's resident,) the dogs... everyone.
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Curt Palme
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Hey, at least you ADMITTED it! I look at the phone this morning... at 3:34 AM, some A-hole called me, then hung up without saying anything. Sounded like it was a party going on.
No worries, the cell was in the kitchen charging, I didn't hear it.
I was going to get revenge though by calling back at midnight my time (3 AM your time) tonight, and apologize for the slow response to what must have been an 'emergency' inquiry for a service call. 
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Heywood Jablome
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Curt Palme wrote: | Hey, at least you ADMITTED it! I look at the phone this morning... at 3:34 AM, some A-hole called me, then hung up without saying anything. Sounded like it was a party going on.
No worries, the cell was in the kitchen charging, I didn't hear it.
I was going to get revenge though by calling back at midnight my time (3 AM your time) tonight, and apologize for the slow response to what must have been an 'emergency' inquiry for a service call. |
You're lucky you didn't get to hear me singing in the car on the way to work! 
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Curt Palme
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, at least I'm programmed into someone's phone... although it's never been my fantasy to be ass dialed by a man!
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AnalogRocks
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| Curt Palme wrote: | | Hey, at least I'm programmed into someone's phone... although it's never been my fantasy to be ass dialed by a man! |
 ohhh that is sooooo wrong
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stefuel
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Ass-dialed
I have this vision in my head about Curt's bung hole being mistaken for a rotory phone.
Insert finger and rotate clockwise
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Heywood Jablome
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| stefuel wrote: | Ass-dialed
I have this vision in my head about Curt's bung hole being mistaken for a rotory phone.
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OK... THAT'S even more wrong.
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Curt Palme
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Damn it, I knew I was scratching something strange at 3:34 AM...
Oh, this thread is sooo wrong!
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Heywood Jablome
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| Van Morrison wrote: | | La la la la la la la la la laaa te da |
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stefuel
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| Heywood Jablome wrote: | | stefuel wrote: | Ass-dialed
I have this vision in my head about Curt's bung hole being mistaken for a rotory phone.
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OK... THAT'S even more wrong. |
He might just like that kinda stuff. I understand the Canadians, like the English are big into sploshing so you never know.
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Curt Palme
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| stefuel wrote: |
He might just like that kinda stuff. I understand the Canadians, like the English are big into sploshing so you never know. |
Since I don't know what that means (I refuse to google it!), that means you 'Mericans probably invented it.!
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HaydnG90
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I'm English and I've not heard of that term either.. must be an American thang. I certainly ain't going to google that at work.
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stefuel
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| HaydnG90 wrote: | | I'm English and I've not heard of that term either.. must be an American thang. I certainly ain't going to google that at work. |
Just walk up to someone you trust in the office and wisper "Hey, What is sploshing?" and walk away
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jkruger
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Sploshing is just enjoying food eaten from a partner's surfaces. Usually external surfaces. Chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, etc.
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Nashou66
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sploshing&defid=143972
1.)sploshing
Verb: the act of placing food on another person, and usually eating it off of them, for pleasure. A full-bodied food fetish. Commonly used in present participal form sploshing. Can also be used as a noun splosh.
"One of my friends is a chef and has some interesting kinks...she loves to have parties where she gets to splosh her lovers with her own culinary creations."
2.)sploshing
Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.
"He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body."
3.)sploshing
running around naked in a room with many other people, throwing pies at them for sexual pleasure
"my aunt likes to splosh with her neighbor friend"
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bbfarmht
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That is soooo wrong to go from talking about ass dialing to sploshing!!!!!
And thanks for the complete definition Nash!!
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WanMan
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If its AT&T and someone wants retribution let me know.
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akajester
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funny, I was flipping through channels a few years back and happened upon an HBO show that was british and was all about sploshing. It started really great with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, standard stuff like that. I turned it off when the girls started sitting in piles of baked beans, cottage cheese, etc. argh.
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Curt Palme
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Maxim had an article on that a few years ago, with sushi on a girl. Apparently it's quite expensive, and about a 6 hour meal as you uncover the woman that the sushi is placed on. It's also a huge ordeal for the woman to go through a cleaning process before they place the food on her. Can't remember when the article was written... but google is my friend. Apparently it's done in LA as well:
http://la.eater.com/archives/2007/03/20/eating_sushi_off_of_naked_girls_at_hadaka.php
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AnalogRocks
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I prefer my food between two buns.
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